Kenai | Model. Lover. Icon. | The Ocean Is in My Eyes, Baby

I’m not just a dog. I’m an experience.

I glide through life with windswept locks, eyes the colour of the sea after a heartbreak, and a Prada handbag that carries more emotional depth than most of my exes. I was born to be adored, worshipped, and wrapped in the finest fabrics while staring longingly into the distance for no reason.

My love language? Snuggling under a cashmere throw while listening to the waves whisper sweet nothings. I’ll lean into your chest like it’s a Nicholas Sparks novel and fall asleep to the sound of your heartbeat… and maybe some lo-fi jazz.

I crave:

• Long, sandy walks (with professional lighting, of course)

• Pillow talk and paw massages

• People who say “I love your hair” instead of “Who’s a good boy?”

I offer:

• World-class snuggles

• The ability to model AND emotionally connect

• One dramatic slow-motion turn per day (free of charge)

Lord Balto | 4 Years Young | Gentleman. Adventurer. Scoundrel (but the charming kind).

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single noble pup in possession of a fine snuggle must be in want of a cuddle partner.”

I am Lord Balto—a creature of stature (in soul, not size), descended from noble lineage and raised in the finest of lounges. My weight may be a modest 5 kilos, but my presence? Positively majestic.

I enjoy long walks across rugged terrain (never muddy, of course), the sea breeze gently tousling my noble coat as I recline regally upon the shore—though I shan’t be plunging into the waves, heavens no. A body surfer I am not, but a beachside icon? Absolutely.

I pride myself on being a dignified housemate: my bed is pristine, my manners impeccable, and my vocal talents… robust. Some may say I “talk too much.” I say they simply don’t understand courtly conversation.

Interests include:

Alpine gallops worthy of a Brontë novel

Courtly snuggles beside a roaring fire

Dramatic declarations from balconies (or armrests)

Maintaining a schedule of elegance, affection, and frequent proclamations

Slick | Bacon-Fueled Bachelor | Certified Panty-Dropper (of the Dog Park Variety)

Yo. I’m Slick. You already like me—you just don’t know it yet.

Top 10 boy? Facts. Grand Champion? Obviously. Voted “Most Likely to Make You Blush While Ordering a Puppuccino”? Twice. I walk into a café and every pup in a 3-block radius suddenly forgets their commands.

I’m built for brunch dates, back pats, and blowing kisses to strangers (and yes, I kiss on the mouth. You’re welcome). My vibe? Equal parts GQ cover model & Husky sass.

Things I bring to the table:

Bacon. Always.

Puppy eyes that work like Jedi mind tricks

Confidence levels somewhere between “fire emoji” and “should be illegal”

A tail wag smoother than your ex’s excuses

I don’t chase. I attract. Unless you’ve got bacon—then I sprint.

Romeo | 1 | Loverboy in Training | Profile? What Profile?

Hey… shhh. This is totally on the down-low. My humans said I’m “too young to date” and I’m like—excuse me?? I know how to sit, stay, AND smolder.

I’m Romeo. Yes, like the Romeo. Affectionate? Extremely. Playful? Dangerously. I’ve got a tail that never stops wagging, ears that could star in a shampoo commercial, and a heart bursting with love (and zoomies).

I adore the ladies. I mean… I don’t know what to do about it yet, but I’m very enthusiastic. Let’s start with shared toys and go from there?

Top skills:

Hugging with both front paws

Accidentally flirting with everyone

Perfecting “puppy eyes” level 100

Looking shocked when my parents say “No girlfriends!”

Disclaimer: My humans cannot know about this. If they ask, I was “just sniffing around.”

Yukon Winter (Yukie) | Otter Queen / Beach Goblin / PhD in Snuggling

Part sea creature, part hopeless romantic, all chaos. I swim like an otter, walk like I’m in a music video on the beach, and fall in love like it’s my job (but only if you have snacks).

Once read Pride and Prejudice in a bathtub full of bubble tea. Once cried over a dolphin documentary. Once challenged a seagull to a staring contest (I won).

I like my books long, my rom-coms cheesy, and my couch snuggles borderline illegal in 12 states. I may be intelligent, but I still talk to the ocean like it’s a therapist.

Fun Facts:

• I can outswim your emotional baggage.

• Will absolutely serenade you with 90s love songs while wrapped in a towel burrito.

• Fluent in sarcasm and aquatic mammals.

Nanuk | High-Maintenance, Higher Standards | Queen of the Nap Game

Silk pillowcases? Non-negotiable. Lazy mornings? A lifestyle. Yes, I still sleep with my mum—because I am the favorite child, and I act like it.

I’m Nanuk: beauty queen, nap connoisseur, and low key boss babe. I enjoy the finer things—like high thread count sheets, filtered water, and having my fishy rope toy gently handed to me (not thrown… rude).

I’m a little bossy, a touch dramatic, and definitely too precious for camping. But I’ll grace you with snuggles when and if I feel like it—and you’ll love every second.

Likes:

• Being admired from across the room

• Luxurious naps

• Having opinions and making them everyone’s business

Dislikes:

• Crumbs in the bed

• Cheap dog bowls

• Being told “no”

Lady Calera | Klee Kai Royalty | 12/10 Good Girl

Daughter of a Top 10 Most Eligible Bachelor (USA United Kennel Club, no big deal), but I keep it humble… unless there are squirrels involved. Then all bets are off.

Hiking boots? Optional. Zoomies? Mandatory. I’m your dream girl if you like adventure with a touch of sass—I’ll scale a mountain with you by day, then binge-watch six episodes of Dog Whisperer while snuggled up in a blanket fort by night.

My favorite toy is a well-loved elephant named Sir Trunks-a-Lot. He’s been through some things. We don’t talk about it.

Likes: Trail mix (yours), running like I’m being chased by paparazzi, and judging people from the couch during reality TV nights.

Dislikes: Baths, hair dryers, and anyone who says “no dogs on the couch.”

Blossom | Preschool Paw-fessor | Cuddle Coordinator

Hi, I’m Blossom! Sweet as peanut butter on a spoon, gentle as a lullaby, and ready to love with my whole heart (and tail).

I specialize in babysitting—sniff checks, kisses, and gentle supervision included. By day, I’m a preschool teacher with a talent for wrangling wild toddlers puppies and stolen stuffies. By night? I’m all about playtime and snuggles on the couch.

If you need someone to warm your lap, your heart, or your feet (I multitask), I’m your girl.

Loves:

• Belly rubs

• Holding paws

• Rolling in grass like a free spirit

• Teaching the young ones how to share toys (and snacks)

Echo | Toy Aficionado | Flirt Extraordinaire

Marches to the beat of her own drum (and sometimes that drum is just a squeaky toy shaped like a donut). I’m Echo—equal parts independent queen and hopeless flirt with a tail that just won’t quit.

I’m a bit of a homebody, but don’t let that fool you—I’ll charm the socks off anyone who enters my kingdom. I collect new toys like trophies, stash them like secrets, and may or may not pretend to forget where I put them (drama is part of the fun).

I love eye contact. Like, intense eye contact. With head tilts. You’ve been warned.

Likes:

• Flirty glances from across the living room

• New toys with squeakers (preferably loud)

• Lounging with a side of sass

• The thrill of the slow tail wag

Dislikes:

• Fast intros, and toys that break in 5 minutes (I have standards)

Aspen | Loyal Lady | Social Butterfly with Solo Vibes

Sweet? Absolutely. Independent? You bet. I’m Aspen—the kind of girl who knows how to work a room and enjoy her alone time with a chew toy and some peace and quiet.

I always return your calls (and by calls, I mean treats or squeaky toy summons). I’m friendly with everyone—from the shy pup at the park to your mail carrier—and I never miss a chance to say hi with a smile and a tail wag.

I’m the best of both worlds: sociable, but never clingy. Loving, but never needy. A little sunshine with a streak of sass.

Loves:

• Meeting new friends (furry or otherwise)

• Chillin’ solo with good vibes

• Morning sniffs and polite tail wags

• Being your calm in the chaos

Kiki | Professional Snuggler | Small Stroll Enthusiast

If countryside charm and café culture had a four-legged lovechild, it’d be me. I’m Kiki—equal parts socialite, snugglebug, and sophisticated scone thief (allegedly).

I live for short, scenic strolls, long coffee breaks, and mingling with humans and pups alike. My tail wags for latte foam, countryside breezes, and belly rubs under café tables. You’ll usually find me making friends on patios, sniffing flowers like a poet, or passed out mid-snuggle.

Best traits: Excellent listener. Warm floof. Smells faintly of lavender and adventure.

Zsa Zsa | Curvy Queen | Snack-Fueled Icon

Foodie. Flirt. Furry femme fatale.

I’m Zsa Zsa—a plush, posh, perfectly proportioned goddess with a refined palate and a nose for the finer things in life (like charcuterie boards and organic duck treats). I don’t just enjoy food—I celebrate it. Daily. Loudly.

I’m also a champion stuffy hunter (no squeaker is safe), and if snacks are involved? Oh honey, I will backflip, high-five, and possibly fake my own death. Oscars have been won for less.

Hobbies include:

• Lounging like a Parisian heiress

• Sniffing out hidden treats like a truffle pig in Prada

• Judging your kibble choices from across the room

Will work for: Literally anything edible. Or attention. Preferably both.